A woman is very distressed because she has not been married very
long, and yet her husband has lost interest in having sex. So, she
goes to see her doctor, and relays the problem. The doctor
doesn't seem worried at all and tells her that this is nothing serious,
that her husband has merely lost his animal instincts.
The doctor tells her to crumble some dog biscuits on her
husband's cereal every morning without telling him, and little by little
this will bring out the savage beast in him. He wishes her good luck and tells
her to come back in a week with a progress report.
A week later the woman returns to the doctor, who asks how her
husband is.
"He's dead," she replies.
" Dead?" the doctor asked. "What happened?"
The woman replied, "He was sitting in the driveway licking his
balls, and I backed over him with the car."
